Leave me a comment containing the word JABBERWOCKY (feel free to put it into an appropriate context for example "I saw the most interesting JABBERWOCKY this morning on my way to the pastry shop." or "Gee willickers, that JABBERWOCKY bite on my face really smarts!" and I will ask you 5 questions to help me get to know you better which you will then post the answers to as a journal, and offer to ask the 5 questions to your journal readers following the same procedure. Here are the answers to the questions I was asked.
For Renee (relata_refero)
1- What is your favorite type of clothing, ever? Why?
Boots. Any kind, any color, any height. Boots, boots, boots. I feel like I am completely dressed when I wear them. I guess it's for the same reason some women like to wear heels, it makes you feel some what untouchable, but with boots, it also gives me the sense of being grounded. I've also worn them for so long that I don't feel dressed with out them. It's like a security blanket, but you can't kick some one in the nads with a security blanket.
2- Are you a morning person or night-owl?
Night-owl. Night time feels bursting with energy but isolating at the same time. I like that. It's being detached and yet still being in the middle of the action. It's lovely. I also hate waking up. It is unpleasant and I have to do so every morning. I have associated the two and my opinion of mornings has been forever poisoned. Mornings have been doomed to be disliked since I discovered the satan born horror that is alarm clocks.
3- What is your favorite book? Why did you read it in the first place?
Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. I had heard about the author and her philosophy from several people. I had heard from people who loved her and people who hated her for that same philosophy, so I thought I'd read up on her and see what I thought. It turned out that I agreed with her philosophy whole heartedly, so I read her most well known book and tah dah. She has a new cult member.
4- How much of your life do you spend in front of a computer/television, as a percentage? Are you okay with that number?
Not a huge amount. 10% if I've had a really rough week, but normally about 5-7%. I am basically okay with that. I wish it was less, but I'm okay with that number. every so often I'll go on a computer binge and play Sims for hours and hours. That I am not okay with. After wards any way. While I'm playing, it's bliss. My name is Jessica Hatter and I am an addict. It's a problem.
5- Pirates or ninjas? and the ever-dreaded "why"?
Pirates, completely and totally. Why you ask? Flimsy code of conduct says I. Sure they have rules, but those rules are entirely up for interpretation. When a ninja breaks a part of the ninja code, it's a shocker and suddenly they're a rouge. When a pirate breaks code, it's just their way of saying hello. They already are rouge so that's not a worry. The breach in code comes as no shock to the offended party if they're not uncommonly stupid (they are dealing with a pirate after all). Sure the offended party may choose to declare vengeance on said pirate, but the pirate knows that and must be prepared for such declarations. Pirates know the rules and know that it is silly to expect any one to follow them. They rely not on a persons sense of honour, but on their own ability to enforce their own rules. Cut and dry. No muss no fuss.
And now for Mizu (reinadecopas)
1) What's your favorite type of weapon?
That is possibly the most difficult question you could have asked. In the catagory of non firing weaponry, of the sword nature, I would have to say the very classic, very refined, very dashing, Cutlass. 22 inch Cutlass to be precise. Good weight, not particularly balanced but I prefer it that way, the bulk of it alone could properly knock some one out cold with out the use of the business end at all. In the field of most discreet non firing weapons, I like, contrary to my preferance to thing of the piratical nature, ninja throwing daggers. They are light and fun to throw. Firing weapons time. I like my revolvers, yes ma'am. But overall I prefer swords.
2) If I'm really really good, will you teach me about engines?
Yes of course! Keep in mind that I am no expert, but I'll be happy to teach you what I know. But like you said, only if you're very good. And that means pie. Lot's an lots of pie.
3) What kind of music do you like?
Swagger punk. Flogging Molly, The Real McKenzies, are two of my favorites. On the other Hand I love Regina Spektor and Kate Nash. I like Mozart, Vivaldi, and Tchaikovsky are also some really wonderful composers. Not really much of a straight answer, but there are lots of things I like. I love the Proclaimers. I love The Who and Led Zeppelin. I like the Goo Goo Dolls and Jet. Blue October sometimes. There is a whole range. From classical, I'msuchanerdit'srediculous, to old rock, to modern Irish and Scottish folk punk. It's pretty broad. Oh and I almost forgot, Big Band, and Swing. And Frank Sinatra. Yep.
4) Can you cook?
Not really. I can make pie, on a good day, and I can make a decent stew. That's about it. Sometimes I'll get a burst of inspiration and cook chicken or something, but that's a once in a blue moon kind of thing.
5) What the fuck is a "slithy tove", seriously?
I haven't the foggiest. No one knows. I don't know now, hell Louise Carrol didn't know when he wrote it. I wish I knew what it meant. I have the vague feeling that if I knew it would solve all the problems of the universe or something, but alas, no. I know not.
And so ends this wonderus question and answer session. My sincerest hopes that you enjoyed my responses, for next it shall be me asking the questions. Good Gracie.
With all the disorientedness of Louise Carrol at a book signng,
Your Lovely and Humble,
Lady Meme
- Location:home
- Mood:
complacent - Music:Franky boy
Evening greetings from your favorite Doc wearing, Louise Carrol character! A late Happy Birthday to Helen of Troy, Lady Vixen, and myself. Another year older, another year wiser, eh? Well not so much in my case, but hey now how, much wiser could I get? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Let some air out of my head before my brains fall out my ears and my eyes hang out like Yoyos. Oooo that was graphic. Well Hear are you're personalized virtual presents. For Helen of Troy, I give you a memory replay remote with matching translator, so all your wonderful story ieads and dream scenes in your head get translated flawlessly to paper. To Lady Vixen, an endless supply of cookies and marshmellows, idea laxitives to fix that writer;s constipation of yours. To myself, I give a monocle, a pocket watch, a oil drum full of fireworks and cherry bombs, because you can never have too many explosives. Or unnecissary Victorian trinkets. Best wishes to all of us for another year. Viva la Cancer Zodiac.
So I am now partaking in a family reunion. It is pretty phenominal considering it is composed entirely of Screaming toddlers and old people. Not to say the old people are screaming. Well except for my Great Aunts, but for them "Earsplitting screech" is the natural speaking volume. The reunion site is hot and muggy. Blegh. It's a rare sensation to feel as if you are simoltaniously breathing water and having your flesh burnt off your bones. Tonight's dinner was lovely though. We went to a supposedly Irish restaurant. One of the items on the menu was "O'Brady's BBQ Chicken Nachos". Nuff said. After dinner my brother and I played a Alien/Zombie slayer game in the arcade. After 4 rounds of gut busting, Zombie dismembering, Alien slashing action, I have come to the conclusion that Caveman and I are very possibly the best Zombie slaying team on the planet. We should start a company. So give us a ring if you've got an Alien and/or Zombie infestation or something..
Yeah, so I think I have rambled quite enough for one for one digital transmission. In the hope to meet shortly again, and make our absence sweet.
Bringing all the laugh lines and and senile outlook of the birthday fairy,
Zombie Slayer Tinkerbell
- Location:Diskworld
- Music:Today is Your Birthday- The Beatles
With all the charm of a freshly sharpedned Saber,
Capitain Gun Powder of the Almighty Birthday brigade
- Location:Wonderland
- Mood:awake
- Music:Smurf theme
Hello Again Lovelies
After an eon and then some of not posting, I have risen from the dead and am once again virtually casting my glorious presence (and spelling errors) across the internet. For those who have been pining for a brief glimpse into my universe I now present you with a update in to the life and times of Lady Hatter *cue velvet curtains opening* 1) I am finally out of school 2) I am packing for a road trip to New Mexico 3) I am wilting away for lack of my Helen of Troy and Emmanote 4) I have a cold again (so I appoligise in advance for any cold med induced loopy commentary) 5) Positively wilting you two wilting 6) I am waiting with baited breath for the next update of Vixen the Incredible's Repercussions of Femininity 7) I have purchased a new book of Irish Ballads
In the words of Monty Python, And now for Something completely different
I have recently noticed that everyone has a certain set of what I call fascinations, which are random things that they find consumingly interesting but have no relevance to there everyday lives. For instance, I am completely fascinated by clocks. Yes, I see clocks fairly often. Yes, they are useful for things like telling time and the like. Yes the ticking noise they make is vaguely amusing, but I have yet to see any reason why I should be completely infatuated with the idea of clocks. This idea of being entirely engrossed by an inane part of daily monotony could prove two things: The spirit of the alien that I am currently possessed by (as according to Scientology) had a bizarre interest in time telling instruments, or It is just an insignificant quirk I have acquired due to the desire to possess an interesting quirk. I am leaning towards the alien thing.
Regardless of the reason for these "Fascinations", I was curious if anyone else had these random "Fascinations" and if so, concerning what.
This I all I have for you today my cheeky penguins. Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
With all the philosophical ponderings of the number 42,
Dr. Plato P. Pocket-watch
- Location:Somewhere between Wonderland and Ancient Greece
- Mood:
giggly - Music:Flogging Molly
Hatter here. Live from Washington, DC. The City is lovely the Cherry blossoms are blooming, the sun is out and all is well. My cousins and I have spent the day making cookies for Passover and will be leaving soon to wander around there city. Yesterday we spend the day touristing, which my cousins have never done before because residents don't go to monuments and such. Now I must make a comment about the wonders of cheese cake. Yesterday we went to the Cheesecake Factory for dinner. The Servings were ENORMOUS, the food was delicious, but the cheesecake....ooooo. It was Amazing. The was not an accidental capitalization on amazing, that much amazing deserves to be capitalized. I had Lemon Raspberry Creme Cheesecake. It was incredible. Now back to cousins and Aunts and Uncles. It has been great to see everyone and they are all doing really well. My cousin, (for identity purposes I will call her....Coco) Coco is nearly as tall as me. Not cool man, she's 3 years my junior. Height differences aside we've gotten a chance to hang out and that has been fantastic. My other cousins (again for identity) Obi 1 and Freckles, are also doing very well. Obi 1 gets up extremely early though. as in 6:00. He's quiet about it though so it is okay with me. We are leaving now so I'm off. ( look forward to eloping with you both Helen of Troy and Emmanote) Fare thee well, for I must leave thee.
With all the upright dignity of the Washington Memorial,
Mrs. Note-Troy-Hatter
- Location:Cherry Blossom Capital
- Mood:artistic
- Music:Gives You Hell
With all the sweet natured kindness of an angry southern Bell with a shotgun,
Dr. O'Harrah
- Location:Hogwarts Express
- Mood:
drained - Music:Drug induced Waltz
Ah, what a thrill to be back, though it is my fault entirely for staying away so long, but technicallities technicallities. A breif update: I have made more friends in school (three cheers for me!), well they're aquantinces actually, but agian with the technicallities. I have finished Pride and Prejudice for the third time, started the Vampire Hunter D series, and spontaniously inherited all of the Anita Blake books. I am being pursued by a male at school (joy) My family is baby sitting a friend's dog (agian with the joy) I could load the rest of this with othe monotonous things but I will spare your keyboard of the drool. Oh! today in English class our teacher told us to catogorize a list of 14 "bad" things from worst to least severe. The list included things like cursing, selling drugs, killing for revenge, party crashing, and so on. I catogorized killing in self defense as the least severe. The teacher's face was amazing. She now thinks I am a phycopath because when asked to explain I said "When someone is trying to rape or kill you you have every right to take everything you have and hurt them back." Only after I said that did I realize how phycotic that sounded (though I still belive it's true). Well I hope there are no reprecussions for that. Anywho, that's all I have for today!
With all the sycosis of a menstural female version of Louis Carol,
Detective Sigmund Blake
With all the cynicism of Lady Motague on depressants,
Your Elizabethian Rouge
School has started and my new dog has eaten my favorite heeled shoe. I love computer Apps ( fantastic new class) but I'm not liking Comparitive Culture. It' raining which is great. I rebel against housework. (Oh darling Helen of Troy, I will try not to get grounded.) New years was good, the Results for finals are very exciting, and holidays were lovely. Now watch me as I mimic Emmanote.
With all the Sloth as a Christmas Break History Channel Special,
Lady Wrath
Now for 2008
(X ) stayed single for the whole year
( ) got your first kiss
() kissed someone new
() made-out in/on a car
( ) kissed in the snow
(x) celebrated Halloween
( ) kissed in the rain
() fell in love
( ) had your heart broken
() broke someone else's heart (how would I know? It's not mine to feel break.)
(x) had a stalker
( ) mooned someone
() had a good relationship with someone
(x) suffered
(x) someone questioned your sexual orientation
( ) came out of the closet
( ) gotten pregnant
( ) gotten someone else pregnant
( ) had an abortion
(x) gotten married (several times actually)
( ) had a divorce
() dated someone you'll never forget
(x) done something you've regretted
( ) lost your true love
(x) lost faith in love
( ) kissed under mistletoe ( Kiss kiss kiss kiss! What's with all the kissing question nonsense?! I didn't kiss anyone! Jesus!)
( ) got a promotion
(x) gotten a pay raise
( ) changed jobs
(x) waited until one day before to begin a project
( ) lost your job
( ) quit your job
( ) dated a co-worker
( ) dated your boss
( ) dated your boss' daughter/son
( ) got fired from your job
(x) took an honors/advanced class
(x) broke the dress code
(x) did something you were proud of
(x) discovered a new talent
(x) proved yourself an idiot
(x) were involved in something you'll never forget
( x) painted a picture
(x) wrote a poem
(x) ran a mile
(x) seen a live concert
( ) posted a blog on MySpace
(x) listened to music you couldn't stand
(x) went swimming
( ) skinny-dipped
(x) went to a sleepover
(x) went camping
() threw a surprise party
(x ) laughed till you cried
( ) laughed till you peed in your pants
() flirted shamelessly
(x) broke in a line of waiting people
(x) volunteered to help out others
(x) told someone you were busy when you weren't
(x) partied to celebrate the new year
(x) cooked a disastrous meal
( ) drove the car drunk
(x) lost something/someone important to you
( ) smoked a cigarette
(x) lied about how old you were
(x) got a gift you adore
() got 'shit faced' on alcohol
( ) took a nude picture of yourself
(x) prank called someone
JANUARY 2008
1. Who did you kiss on new years? What did I say about the kissing?
2. Did you have a new year's resolution this year? A's A's A's with out being a workaholic
3. Does it snow where you live? This question is so wrong.
4. Do you like hot chocolate? Not in particular. I prefer tea.
5. Have you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop? I can only wish.
6. Do you ski or snowboard? Skiing is for pansies. I snowboard.
FEBRUARY 2008
1. Who was your Valentine? No one. ^_^
2. When you were little did you buy Valentine's for the whole class? Yes indeed! With Candy!
3.What did you get for valentines? Chocolate
MARCH 2008
1. Are you Irish? Yes a quarter
2. Do you wear green every year on St. Patrick's Day? It's either that or be subject to brutal pinching so yes.
3. What did you do for St. Patty's Day in 2008? Wore green dumbass.
4. Are you happy when winter is pretty much over? Not at all. Fall and Winter are the best.
APRIL 2008
1. Do you like the rain? Love it with a passion. Storms are my medium.
2. Did you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year? But of course!
3. Do you get tons of candy on Easter? Yes. A whole Bunny of it.
4. Do you celebrate 4/20? What's special about it?
5. Do you "love" the month of April? Depends on the temperature and weather.
MAY 2008
1. What is your favorite flower? Sunset Roses
2. Do you celebrate May 24th:What does it have to do with anything and this question should have a question mark. Hence the name. Question mark.
3. Is May anything special to you? Nah. Just another month
JUNE 2008
1. What did you do for Fathers Day? Went to Fogo de Chao and accdentally damged my house and had to pay for it.
2. Did you do anything fun during this month? Costa Ricca! Beaches, hammoks, and Surfing!
JULY 2008
1. What did you do on the 1st of July? Was in Costa Ricca I think.
2. Did you go to the fireworks? Yesss... I was on the pyrotech crew.
3. Did you tan in the day? I fell asleep in the sun in Hawaii if that counts, but had a pale square rectangle on my stomach because there was a book on my stomach when I fell asleep.
AUGUST 2008
1. Did you do anything fun to end the summer? I don't think so... but I don't completely remember.
2. What was your favorite memory of summer? Lying on the Balcony in Waikikii, Hawaii
3. Did you have a sunburn? On my shoulder blades.
4. Did you go to the pool a lot? Not really. Don't like pools much.
SEPTEMBER 2008
1. Were you attending schcool? Yes, and acctually happy to be there.
2. Do you like fall better than summer? Much better. It's my favorite season.
3. Anything special about September to you? No. It's boring for the most part.
OCTOBER 2008
1. What was your last Halloween costume? The Mad Hatter quite fittingly
2. What is your favorite candy?Licorice
3. What is your favorite thing about this month? The leaves changing.
NOVEMBER 2008
1. Whose house do you go to for Thanksgiving? Go to grandmas house and hang out with my cousin.
2. What is your favorite thing about November? I just like the month in general. Just the right temperature.
DECEMBER 2008
1. Do you celebrate Christmas? Yes and enjoy it very much.
2. What are you thankful for? My family ( in particular my Aunt Arlene, Uncle Rob, and Zach) and siblings who are really not relate/friends
3. Have you ever been kissed under the mistletoe? Enough with the kissing!
4. Get anything special last year? Trench Coat and some good books.
Where did you begin 2008? My house. Party. Amazing.
Were you in school (anytime this year)? At nearly all times except for 3 months.
Did you have to go to the hospital? Yes I though I broke my finger. Just a sprain though.
Did you know anybody who passed away? Luckily no.
Did you move anywhere? New school if that counts.
Describe your birthday? That is not a question and should not have a question mark. Amazing. I was in Hawaii and went sailing, hiked up a crater, and ate chocolates on the balcony. Heavenly.
What has been your favorite moment(s)? So hard to choose and I am getting tired so I won't write tham but just say there are many.
What was your best month? November. I don't know why but I recall that being a good month.
Overall, how would you rate this year? 8 maybe. No catasrophe occured. Alot of good happened.
Do you have a New Year's resolution? Be patient and less judgmental to people. And get A's.
Clever metaphore,
Alias
- Mood:
stressed
I can no loger put off anotations, I just can't. There is a truck load of other work to do and I simply do not have time to be doing anything else. No time. I will continue to try to post an entry a day, but I have a project to do, midterms to study for, work to catch up on, a debate to win (hopefully), a paper to wright, study guides to finish, and just plain homework. Holy hell my slacker insticts are positively shreaking in pain. Jeez lady, enough with the kevetching. So, today was decent, Gym was great. (running is the perfect stress release). My people at school are fun to be around. Penguin, Bunny, and Owl. I have named them all. I have been dubbed the Cat. Hiss. Emanote we are of the same family. I grow tierd of animal metaphores. Helen of Troy I do hope Full Metal Blondie is well and his Christmas gift is coming along. No more dawdling. Research and anotations. I bid you good night with this immortal question, Does anyone really know the muffin man? Hasta la vista baby.
With all the compliance of an angry oak tree,
Empress Cat
- Location:Under a steaming pile of ever growing paperwork
- Mood: exhausted
- Music:The Meow Mix song mixed with Full Metal theme
Hello.
Today was far better than yesterday. Really far, far better. I just got a new book for English class. Still lots of annotating to do. On to more interesting things. I have almost all of my Christmas presents for my family and friends. Soon Channukah bushes, Wiccan Shrubs, Budda vines and Chistmas trees alike will have presents flowing from their roots. My Holiday work produced the following. My Mother wanted pajamas and earrings so I got her them, along with an apple cutter seeing as her's is broken. My little brother Spiffy will be getting a charcoal colored hat and a Green black and Silver tie unless I decide to keep it. They are my house colors after all. My older brother Caveman will be getting a gift card. Best Buy of course. Dad will be getting a sandwich grill. My little sister Cherry will find colorful plastic necklaces and a custom drawing under her Channukah bush (dispite her athiest tendencies). Kaa-san will be reciving a blue and silver necklace and a panda plushie. My twin Michagian will recieve a pack of Swedish Fish, a drawing, and the dvd of some Tim Bourton movie. My little werwolf sister will recive a shiny tie and driving hat. My very own Lily Flower will recieve a handmade scarf, and celtic knot ring. My lovely Lady Equine. Ha ha ha Helen of Troy and Emanote. Expecting to here about your presents? I think not! You wil just have to wait and see. *Renge laugh* I leave you to go back to your lives with this, Who did frame Roger Rabbit? I'll be back.
With regard to the man in red,
Green Clad Lady Elf
- Location:A direct flight to the east pole
- Mood:Merry
- Music:Winter Wonderland
Hello,
Today was fantastic, and I mean that in the most sarcastic way possible. I got a half decent grade on my Math test first thing this morning. As you may have noticed, Half decent is not in fact decent enough to be considered decent at all. Ah, fantastic way to start the day there. Next period was the high point of my day. (If you can imagine me actually speaking, picture my voice physically dripping with facetiousness) I had the fortune to completely mix up the date a project was due. Evidently a science project on pedigree was due December 1st. Not 7th. I cannot even begin to illustrate how very much it was not due on the 7th. Our Biology teacher does not take projects late, which is fine. Except she made the project worth 300 points. Twice as much as the Science fair project. Which I put my heart and soul into. And this brought my grade from a nice managable B, to a low (emphasis on low) C. Cue "Ode to Joy" in the background. Wait, that's not all! I also got my braces tightened with extra strength rubber bands and a power chain. Emphasis on power. I may seem fantastically cavalier for someone who's GPA just dropped a good half point and is having there teeth and jaw twisted all kinds of interesting ways, but not to worry loves. I have already pitched my hissy fit. No bottled up emotion here. Nope, nope, nope, not me. Well, rant, rant, bitch, bitch. You've heard enough from me about angst and gloom. On a lighter note, we are in fact going to get a dog. Sadly my dear Luke is not an option because my father is not comfortable with Rotties. Rottie or not Rottie we are getting a dog. I also finished that power point for English. We present tomorrow so I have sent is to my partner so she can look it over. Speaking of English, I have a truck load of annotations to do for The Diary of Mrs. Jane Pittman before sun up tomorrow. So I leave you marinating in this, Would you shun the frumious Bandersnatch? Goodbye, Mr. Bond.
With all the sincerity of an angsy teenage drama club member,
Ranter of the Tin Mouth
P.S. Helen of Troy how do you change the Title on my page that now says "Brilliant commentary, overwhelming wit, so on, and so on"? It's not permanent is it?
- Location:Wollowing is aggrivation
- Mood: gloomy
- Music:Manic Monday mixed with Bond theme
Voluntary entry this time. Today my family went out to lunch and then to a pet shop. It is dog adoption day and my mother has decided that she wants a dog. Tonight she is talking to my father about getting a dog. (he is currently unaware of this new development.) At the pet shop there wer 4 dogs favored by my family. I liked the Rottie Shepard mix named Luke. We got along very well. Then there was Keeper the hound. He was the most lid back animal I have ever encountered. He slept until I opened his cage. He then proceeded to crawl out lazily and fall asleep on my feet. Then came Rosebud and Riley both quite and scruffy looking. Ah, the joy of dogs. Personally Luke is my preferred choice. I shall call him Skywalker. I am his mother.*Darth Vader patented wheeze* Wow. That's a whole new meaning to son of a bitch right there. Anyway, if my father can be convinced, we may just have a new four legged family member by Christmas. In other news, I have to finish a slide show for Language Arts that was due several weeks ago. I really should start on it. Now. Or now. or now. I am immune to my own motivational skills apparently. In an effort to not finish this project, I have watched all the Host Club episodes in English, (including bloopers) and read several chapters of a Marauders Harry Potter Fanfiction. I must bid thee goodnight, I have procrastinating to get back to. Chop chop, busy busy. Adue Adue to you and you and you.
With all the enthusiasm as a valium addicted Terrier,
Lady Rottie
- Location:Ouran Academy
- Mood: bitchy
- Music:Who let the dogs out remixed with the Harry Potter theme
Let's just imagine that went on for a few more paragraphs. I must leave you all with this essential question. Why is a raven the same as a writing desk? Goodnight Gracie.
With all the love of a happily married fire hydrant,
(Insert alias)
- Location:West of the moon and east of the sun
- Mood: chipper
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